I used to be Mister Top Dog,
Numero Uno in the family.
Now "he" is sleeping on the pillow,
Getting all the strokes that used to come to me.
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
Woa-oh, that Chihuahua
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
That Chihuahua is really bugging me.
My mistress, she loves that Chihuahua,
But to me he's a furry little pain.
I would be so very happy
To never hear the squeaky bark again.
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
Oh oh, that Chihuahua,
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
That Chihuahua is really bugging me.
I tried to bite that Chihuahua;
My mistress came and grabbed me by the neck.
She threw me out of the back door
And now I’m sleeping underneath the deck.
No me gusta el Chihuahua, parece como un ratón.
No me gusta este perro, I’d be glad if he was gone.
Chihuahua, he will not stop barking.
Chihuahua, he will not shut up.
Callate perrito feo, don’t you think we’ve heard enough!
That Chihuahua is really bugging me.
I really, really hate that Chihuahua.
He is such a whiny little mutt.
If I ever catch him out in the alley,
I will kick his stupid little butt.
I really hate that little dog.
He is so ugly with his stupid bulging eyes
And his jackass ears and that bark.
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip all day.
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip all night.
Chihuahua why don’t you go back to the pound
Or wherever you came from.